"Where's the Camera???"
by
*Dreamspinner*

{this is a tiny bit of fun...enjoy! usual disclaimer...}


    I was banished to my room. I hated that. Just because I wouldn't play
the game his way...ugh. Give me credit for a little more imagination
that a 6 ft tall 3 year old. He had absolutely gone the alarming shade
of purple when the J'Yee(they were orks!) ambassador sat down on the
strategically placed whoopee cushion....and I was so amused by it he
decided that I must have done it...what kind of reasoning is that??? I
mean...even if I had...heh. Well poop. Then I heard the scuttling of
little feet outside my door and a moaning goblin, "Oh, it's the Bog for
me, I'm sure!" Which got my immediate attention. I picked the lock on
the door to peek outside. Two goblins turned about to see me, and I
smiled sweetly.
    "Eh? Whadda you want, princess?" the smaller of the two said. Princess
indeed, I almost choked.
    "Oh, nothing...I just was wondering why you don't like the bog? What is
it?" I asked casually. They both looked at each other mumbling, 'ain't
been here long then.'
    "The bog ain't a nice place, M'lady...you don't want to even be
mentioning it. It's a horrible place that smells really really really
bad..."
    "...and the horrible smell won't wash off if you fall in.." his
compatriot chimed.
I smiled to myself, then showed The Face of True Concern to the little
goblin who was In For It, "Well, here...take this. It will help make the
smell go away..." I handed him a tiny object, showing him how to make
them work. He clutched the object containing his comfort and relief to
his chest with a pleased expression.
    I smiled, then returned to my rooms in haste. I grabbed up my bookbag,
stuffed it with everything I would need for any reasonable amount of
time and climbed out the window, quickly sliding down the sheets I had
knotted together. I ran through the labyrinth and out into the woods. A
few elves met me there and asked what was up- to which I replied, "Watch
and wait." as I crouched behind the safety of a tree. They amusedly
mimicked my posture and watched in complete anticipation. It didn't take
long.
    KAHBOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The castle was shot off and
launched like a rocket into the sky...the gases in the bog had ignited
with a lovely blue-blue flame...which was still burning through cracks
in the labyrinth's stone sub floor.

Everyone knows that you shouldn't play with matches.

*G*